Extremely Hilarious ‘Matiangi Jokes’ That will Crack You Up - LOL

Education CS Dr. Fred Matiangi today pulled another big surprise by releasing the 2016 KCSE results 2 months earlier than expected.

Well, it is because of this unexpected development that’s making the name ‘Matiangi’ trend online.

Here are some of the crazy jokes we sampled about the no nonsense CS and the just relesed KCSE results.

    1)     Huyu matiangi anaweza toa pregnancy results two minutes after sex

    2)     Kidogo utaskia matiangi akisema kesho ni 2017

    3)     This man Matiang'i has an element of surprise...... He must be a very romantic husband

    4)     Kuna watoto wata repeat form three mpaka matiangi ahame education

    5)     #Matiangi is those parents who says they will be gone the whole weekend then shows up same night when you have a House party

    6)     When life gives you #MATIANGI, Make sure you make it to #UNIVERSITY 

    7)     Sa hii mtu mjanja anafaa afungue kinyozi ....ju watu wenye wata repeat highschool ni wengi na walikuwa washaweka rasta. Matiangi rocks

    8) Matiangi is the kind of a husband who tells the wife he will be away until weekend only to to show up on the same night.

    9) Every year the Chinese government sponsors 100 Kenyan students with straight As to study in China sasa tunabaki na 41 na Equity haijachukua tellers bado!

  10) Thank you Jesus I completed before Matiangi ruled. Ningepata 'E'

    

   Only 141 candidates countrywide managed to score a mean grade of A compared to 3,073 and 2,636 from the year 2014 and 2015 respectively.

   The giants Kabarak High school managed to produce only 2 A's down from 200 A's from last year.

Education CS Dr. Fred Matiangi

    

   

International Athletes, Celebrities Arrive Ahead Of Mercy Cherono’s Engagement

Thousands of guests both local and international are expected to attend the engagement party for one of Kenya’s most celebrated athlete, Mercy Cherono.   

The party which will be held today (Saturday) at Mercy’s home in Sotik, Bomet County is expected to be attended by over 2000 guests including Athletes both local and international, celebrities, politicians among many other people.

Many Kenyans have been wondering who the lucky guy who won the heart of this beautiful Kalenjin queen is. Sorry team mafisi, but Mercy Cherono is now engaged to her long time fiancé, Mr. Edmond Ng’etich from Kericho County.Edmond is the founder and director of Mwananchi Hotel Limited Kericho and a PhD student in one of the local universities. It looks like Mr. Ng'etich is one guy full of luck. Other than winning the heart of the most beautiful woman, he is also the former 10M mCheza Jackpot winner. 

Word is that he might also be considering going for a political seat at his home in Soin, in the coming 2017 general election. 

Mercy (Left) and Edmond (Right) with Deputy President William Ruto.

Congratulations to the two love birds.

Here are the photos of the lovely couple: