Extremely Hilarious ‘Matiangi Jokes’ That will Crack You Up - LOL

Education CS Dr. Fred Matiangi today pulled another big surprise by releasing the 2016 KCSE results 2 months earlier than expected.

Well, it is because of this unexpected development that’s making the name ‘Matiangi’ trend online.

Here are some of the crazy jokes we sampled about the no nonsense CS and the just relesed KCSE results.

    1)     Huyu matiangi anaweza toa pregnancy results two minutes after sex

    2)     Kidogo utaskia matiangi akisema kesho ni 2017

    3)     This man Matiang'i has an element of surprise...... He must be a very romantic husband

    4)     Kuna watoto wata repeat form three mpaka matiangi ahame education

    5)     #Matiangi is those parents who says they will be gone the whole weekend then shows up same night when you have a House party

    6)     When life gives you #MATIANGI, Make sure you make it to #UNIVERSITY 

    7)     Sa hii mtu mjanja anafaa afungue kinyozi ....ju watu wenye wata repeat highschool ni wengi na walikuwa washaweka rasta. Matiangi rocks

    8) Matiangi is the kind of a husband who tells the wife he will be away until weekend only to to show up on the same night.

    9) Every year the Chinese government sponsors 100 Kenyan students with straight As to study in China sasa tunabaki na 41 na Equity haijachukua tellers bado!

  10) Thank you Jesus I completed before Matiangi ruled. Ningepata 'E'

    

   Only 141 candidates countrywide managed to score a mean grade of A compared to 3,073 and 2,636 from the year 2014 and 2015 respectively.

   The giants Kabarak High school managed to produce only 2 A's down from 200 A's from last year.

Education CS Dr. Fred Matiangi