You better BEHAVE, UNCLE BOB is in NAIROBI

President Mugabe was received by Kenya's deputy president William Ruto.

President Robert Mugabe, the man who has been president since Zimbabwe attained independence from the British in 1980, is in Kenya.

Mugabe, who is in Kenya to attend the TICAD meeting together with several other heads of state, arrived in Nairobi on Saturday and was received by the deputy president William Ruto.

President Mugabe with President Kenyatta

The 92 year old president is famously known in Kenya for his humorous and sarcastic quotes. Here is a sample of alleged ‘Mugabe Quotes’:

1.       Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow

2.       Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading

3.       South Africans will kick down a statue of dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he's a foreigner

4.       It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch-doctor, either an innocent Brazilian woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

5.       If you are ugly you are ugly stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with Xray machines.

6.       Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real

7.       God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker

8.       If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country, then he must come here so that I marry him first.”